I'd be happy to do my best to translate the half-assed backwards Japanese... let me see here...

Due to the tiling, it's hard for me to tell where it begins and ends, so I just horizontal-reversed it so it wouldn't be backwards, and then read up to down, right to left, and hoped for the best.

...okay, looking at it, as far as I can tell, it's just... gibberish. I can't really make head or tail of it. The overlaying, tiling, and dissolving isn't helping either. There are a few characters in there that look like they SHOULD be kanji, but I don't recognize them? I think they must've reversed or something somehow. Sorry bro.