numb3r_5ev3n: Jerry Cornelius (Default)
'RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL, OCTOBER 27. 11PM.

TOOK DOWN A GANG OF PLASTIC INTERLOCKING MONKEYS WITH DANIEL. THEY WERE RED. OBVIOUS PROOF OF SINISTER COMMUNIST POLITICAL AIMS. SAW THEM WATCHING US ALL DAY FROM THE FLOOR OF THE REPTARIUM. THEY KNOW SOMETHING. DRAGGED A FEW INTO THE SLEEPING POUCH FOR INTERROGATION, BUT THEY WEREN'T TALKING.

CALLED UPON LAUREL TO ASSIST, BUT SHE WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED BY EXERCISE WHEEL.

RECOVERED OUR LOST BENDY STRAWS UPON DEFEAT OF THE GANG. ACQUIRED DANIEL'S LAST APPLE SLICE.

RONCH RONCH'
numb3r_5ev3n: Jerry Cornelius (Default)
WAS AWAKENED BY DANIEL ON EXERCISE WHEEL AT APPROX. 3AM. DANIEL GETTING CHUBBY AGAIN. SUSPECT TOO MANY MEALWORMS. LAUREL AND I WILL HAVE TO PUT DANIEL BACK ON DIET. CONTENT TO ALLOW DANIEL TO MONOPOLIZE THE WHEEL FOR NOW.

REPTARIUM SCREEN WASHED AGAIN. ROTTING STENCH OF APPLE AND SWEET POTATO RESIDUE REPLACED BY SCENT OF ANTIBACTERIAL DETERGENT.

EVERYTHING SMELLS DIFFERENT NOW.

SOMEONE WILL PAY.
numb3r_5ev3n: Jerry Cornelius (Default)
Ok, Cessna used to try and chew the calluses off my feet. ("GLIDERS - WHO NEEDS A PEDISTONE?") Apparently they also go after moles a lot, as I learned last night...

RORSCHACH AND LAURIE GLIDERS: "OKAY WE HAD A TALK, AND THESE MOLES ON YOUR BACK? YOU TOTALLY DON'T NEED THEM."

ME: "D: You really shouldn't be chewing those."

THEM: "BUT THEY DON'T SMELL RIGHT, AND THEY MIGHT BE MADE OF CANCER."

ME: "All the more reason why you shouldn't be chewing them."

DANIELLE: "HEY GUYS I HAVE A BENDY STRAW!"

RORSCHACH: "NO COMPROMISE. MUST TAKE ACTION." *CHOMP*

ME: "Hey ow-"

HIM: "CHOMP"

LAURIE GLIDER: "DUDE DON'T JUST BITE IT OFF. YOU HAVE TO WORK IT LOOSE FIRST."

ME: "OW...."

DANIELLE: "DUDE THESE STRAWS TOTALLY ROCK. WE NEED TO GET SOME MILK CARTON RINGS UP IN HERE TOO."
numb3r_5ev3n: Jerry Cornelius (Default)
Here's a translated behavioral sample of goings-on last night:

(OR: In Which Rorschach The Sugar Glider Behaves Wholly Unlike His Namesake.)

GLIDERSCHACH: [TO LAURIE!GLIDER]: MY, YOUR HINDQUARTERS ARE CERTAINLY INTERESTING.

LAURIE!GLIDER: WTF, DUDE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTERED.

GLIDERSHACH: I DON'T CARE.

LAURIE!GLIDER: WELL. UH, THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON DOWN IN MY EXERCISE WHEEL THAT REQUIRES MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. LATER.

DANIELLE THE GLIDER: HI GUYS, WHAT'S UP?

GLIDERSCHACH: HELLO. I'M A MALE.

DANIELLE THE GLIDER: THAT'S NICE. I LIKE CORN.

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